5:52 pm - Wed, Apr 23, 2014
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acrosstheomniverse:

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_meat_shower

Holy shit :|

What gets me about this, is the people who claimed to have tasted the meat. Like, wow, look at all this raw meat that just fell from the sky, you know what would be a great idea? EATING IT.

This is human beings dude, we’re lucky they decided to eat it rather than fuck it

5:27 pm
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dreamofunconsciousness:

The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”

“Life is but a dream.”

Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.

If I don’t teach the kids about fatalism, who will?

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5:24 pm
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whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_meat_shower

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4:46 pm
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4:46 pm
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dollsahoy:

agentpaxieamor:

XKCD 4/18/2014

Mouse over text on the comic’s webpage: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”

dollsahoy:

agentpaxieamor:

XKCD 4/18/2014

Mouse over text on the comic’s webpage: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”

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4:39 pm
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koblala:

jayrockin:

Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

Well that took a turn I didn’t expect

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2:50 pm
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telapathetic:

  hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

image

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2:15 pm
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redlanternuk:

megatrip:

citizendev:

Atomic samba

I’ve got this comic!

Turns out he was right

redlanternuk:

megatrip:

citizendev:

Atomic samba

I’ve got this comic!

Turns out he was right

2:11 pm
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mariahgem:

typette:

hyenapple:

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2:07 pm
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buttwyatt:

david duchovny doesn’t know what frogs are

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